According to The Daily Grace, Kimye is going to be f***ing awesome at a number of things. Which things? Oh, ya know, things like “convincing the world she works…on things” and “wearing chains and when you think she’s wearing enough chains, wearing more chains” and last but certainly not least “being really good at never being a Chile’s hostess”.
Clearly she’s a world leader in the making.
Shane Dawson’s most recent spoof of Taylor Swift features her song 22. “I’m sick of young dudes. Wanna guy who’s 82”
Don’t we all… well, more like not at all.
90s pop band Hanson have launched their own beer, fittingly named “Mmmhops” (puns!).
Meanwhile, Taylor Hanson’s got a bit of a Bruce Jenner look going on there.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez must be a shoo-in for the “Most Confusing Couple” award. After appearing very much reunited, Selena claims she’s single and “available in every way.”
We wonder if Justin knows that or if it’s news to him.
Chris Brown has confirmed his breakup with Rihanna in the Chris Brown-iest way possible, claiming that he “can’t be focused on that right now,” and calling her a “young girl.”
She’s actually older than he is, but that’s neither here nor there.