Shane Dawson’s most recent spoof of  Taylor Swift features her song 22. “I’m sick of young dudes. Wanna guy who’s 82”

Don’t we all… well, more like not at all.

90s pop band Hanson have launched their own beer, fittingly named “Mmmhops” (puns!).

Meanwhile, Taylor Hanson’s got a bit of a Bruce Jenner look going on there.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez must be a shoo-in for the “Most Confusing Couple” award. After appearing very much reunited, Selena claims she’s single and “available in every way.”

We wonder if Justin knows that or if it’s news to him.

Chris Brown has confirmed his breakup with Rihanna in the Chris Brown-iest way possible, claiming that he “can’t be focused on that right now,” and calling her a “young girl.”

She’s actually older than he is, but that’s neither here nor there.

Rumors swirled for a long time that there were sparks between 1D’s Niall Horan and Demi Lovato. The latest? Nothing happened.

“Niall’s a really sweet guy and I definitely consider him a friend,” says Demi, “but it’s never crossed that line… he’s a sweet kid and we have an understanding, but we’re just friends.”

Poor Niall couldn’t lock that down. But what is this “understanding” she’s talking about?

Perpetual worrier Jaden Smith revealed in an interview with Wonderland that he thinks “aliens are really cool, because they exist.” Nevermind the fact that he knows they exist - we just really love that he loves them BECAUSE they exist. He must be in perpetual wonder of everything else in existence.

“I talked to President Obama about extraterrestrials,” Jaden went on to say. “He said he could neither confirm nor deny the existence of aliens, which means they’re real.”

BULLETPROOF.

The Biebs posted this little cartoon on his Instagram, and it wasn’t long before Bieber scholars were deciphering what it could possibly mean.

“This basically means Justin would f*** a fan!” said one Belieber. “Omg me please!”

Ah the purity of youth.